Sunday, 20 November 2016
HEEDAYAH!
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written by miemiebee👄
Don moha yace "bani key din", tace "baran bayar ba ai na gaya maka yau baraka had'u da karuwar can ba, sede in taceiling zaka fita". Don moha yace "heedayah nace give me the key", bata ko tankasa ba ta tashy ta nufa dakinta tayi locking murmushi sosai yakeyi. Haka har na k'imanin sati suke cikin abu d'aya ranan kam heedayah harda seizing wayan don moha, kishinsa take kamar hauka ita kanta tasan ynxu kam tana son don moha sede tace da kanta bara ta tab'a gaya masa ba sede san ya kasheta!
Yau ta kasance tuesday, heedayah bataje office ba instead se kwalya takeyi tana gamawa tasa wata lace nata riga da skirt electric blue daya bala'in mata kyau bayan ta yafo gyalenta yadda matan aure sukeyi ta d'au side bag nata daidai 9:30AM knan ta nufa d'akin don moha dake zaune kan gadonsa da alama tun daxu ya tashy dan da kaya ma ajikinsa yanata danne danne a laptop, tace "ina car key naka?" ko kallonta beyi ba yace "cikin wardrobe" abin yabata mamaki don moha da kullum cewa yake shi zeyi dropping nata a dsetination nata segashy yau ko kallonta ma beyi ba bale yace ze kaita, abin ba karamin kona mata rai yayi ba. Ta dage tace "asibiti fa zanje"... Nan ma be kalleta ba yace "yayi kyau adawo lfya". Key'n ta dauka har takai bakin kofar d'akinsa tana jiran yace ze kaita amman sam be fada ba. Cewa tayi "yanzu don moha baraka ce zaka kaini ba? Kasan fa am pregnant driving dinma da kyar nake iyayi". Don moha dayasan this was coming yana murmushi yace "okay wait for me" nan yayi shutting system d'in yace "lets go". Tunda suka shiga motar ba wanda yace ma kowa ko uffan haka har suka isa asibitin don moha yayi all processes daya kamata.
Suna zaune a layi suna jiran ganin dr heedayah ta juyataga duk wajen mata masu ciki ne wasu suna ta hira gwanin sha'awa da mazajensu suna dariya, wasu kuma sun kwanta ajikin mazajensu suna bacci gonin sha'awa. Tsuka taja ta dawo da kallonta kan don moha dake ta danne danne a wayarsa dagani chatting yakeyi hannu tasa ta wabce wayan "kai ynxu a asibitin ma seka nuna halinka dubi kaga, see caring husbands kai kazo kanata chatting dawata karuwa". Don moha dake murmushi yace "toh who's fault is it? Do u even allow me to touch you? The answer is no so give me back my phone" heedayah tace "wlh in kaga na baka wayar nan se mun isa gda" ta jingunu a jikin kujerar ta rufe idanta. Murmushi sosai don moha yayi ya tsaya yana kallonta. Haka har turn nasu yayi suka shiga ganin dr inda akayi scanning cikin aka gano d'an d'aya ne kuma baby'n na cikin koshin lfya wataninnsa uku cus! 'Yan magunguna dr'n ya rubuta mata na rage amai da morning fever yakuma buk'aceta da tana kokari tana cin abinci, godia don moha ya masa sannan suka fice. A wata pharmacy suka tsaya sayan magani kasancewar babu a asibitin. Don moha yace "i'll be right back wait for me", heedayah tace "we are going together nasan dawa zaka je ka had'u a can?" Murmushi yayi sannn yace "okay then lets go maman baby",
Ahaka suka isa pharmacy'n wata goodlooking nurse ce agun nan don moha ya mika mata dr's note din nan da nan ta kwaso magunan tayi total don moha ya biya sede se kallon don moha take wanda tuni heedayah ta gano hakan. Ko kallon heedayah batai ba tace "mr handsome, what do they call you?" Don moha yace "muh'd" tace "awwn nice name am..." Heedayah ta kaste ta ke "wace erin nurse ce? Da na shigo nan ban gani a notice board naku kan seducing mijin mutane na cikin service dakuke rendering ba mstw don moha koma mota ka jirani xan amshi change din". Don moha yace "haba maman baby ki d'an rage masifa mana", ya dawo da kallonsa kan nurse din yace "am sorey pls..." hannunsa heedayah ta finciko tayi waje dashy sannan ta dawo ciki "ehem bani change din, mata nowadays bakuda shame wlh" nurse din tace "yi hkr dan Allah wlh bansan mijinki bane", heedayah tace "dama taya xaki sani bayan all u do is to stare at him mstw" ta kwace change din taje tasamu don moha a mota tace "lets go". Bece mata komi ba ya kunna motar suka fara tafiya can yace "haba maman baby banji d'adin abinda kka ma nurse incan ba"... Katse sa tayi "wlh ko ka min shiru ko nayi seizing bakinka just as how nayi seizing wayarka daxu". Don moha yace "seizing bakina? U want to kiss me knan". Heedayah tayi kamar bata jisa ba yace ko? Tace "ai in ta kama zanyi abinda yafi kissing naka ma, ni in gode wa Allah ma aikinka bana zuwa office frequently bane da Allah kad'ai yasan cin amana na da zaka nayi tunda a gaban idona ma bakaji kunyan yi ba". Murmushi sosai don moha keyi kishin heedayah ba karamin taifya masa da imani yake ba!
Ahaka har suka isa gda. Ya ballo mata magunan da ruwa ya bata tasha, yace "toh bani waya nan", tace "baran bayar ba se 2night" tana kaiwa nan ta nufa d'akibta tasa lock tasamu ta kwanta. Se 10:00PM ta kai masa wayarsa nan take wani alhj ya kirasa daga kaduna kan yana son don moha ya xana masa gda but it'll be best in shi don mohan zeje kadunan yaga topography'n land din seya san kalan gdan da ze zana masa. Don moha yace "no problem banida schedules gbe zan shigo in shaa Allah", ahaka sukayi sallama.
Heedayah tace "gbe zaka shiga ina?" Don moha yace "kd aiki ne ya taso are u coming 2 days kawai zanyi in dawo, lets go together ko maman baby?" Heedayah tace "akan me zan bika? cemaka akayi banida abinyi? Kaje kai kad'anka kadawo Allah kiyaye hanya". Tana kaiwa nan ta fice zuwa d'akinta da tunani aranta ta kwanta "what if nabarsa shi kadai ya tafi yaje yayi sabin emmata acan gashy an gaya mun wannan 'yan matan kd akoi iya wanka da seducing maza, chab! What shud I do now?"***** Washegary around 10:00AM don moha ya gama shirya kayakinsa da breakfast yafito parlour sega heedayah ma tafito da akwatinta tana ja. Abin mamaki! Wasn't she the one who said barata bisa ba? Baki ya sake yana kallonta, "maman baby ya haka? Kin canza mind naki ne? Kokuma gda zaki? Tace "binka zanyi" batare da nuna damuwa ba "Lol I know u'll miss me daman u can't go a day widout starring at my face right?" Tsuka taja "mstw karka bata min rai in fasa zuwa, meh a fuskarkan? Duk kyan ka ka kai justin bieber ko omar borkan ne? Nifa dalilin dayasa zan biki dan ban yarda da kai bane, gara na sa maka ido in bahaka ba emmatan kd'n nan shegu ne ynxu se su..." Sekuma tayi shiru don moha dake dariya yace "se su miki snatching dina ko? Lol mutafi toh, kinyi sha drugs naki?" Kai ta gyada masa "ga akwatina kai min mota" tayi taga murmushi yayi yaja both akwatinsa da nata yayi waje dasu yasa a booth ya dawo ya rufe duk windows na gdan yayi shutting lights din sannan sukayi sallama da baba me gadi suka hau hanya!
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