BY MIEMIEBEE
“Am I clear?” Ya tambayeta.
“Yes” tace murya chan ciki-ciki. “Good” daidai lokacin wayarsa ya soma ringing take ya d’aga “okay I’m on my way.” Ding! ya katse. Suit nasa ya jawo yasa yasake feffeshe turare jikinsa, Fannah duk tana tsaye ko kallon direction nasa batayi bale ya chakka mata magana. Wayoyinsa ya kwasa “follow me” yace da ita. A sanyaye tabi bayansa ganin ya nufa wajen personal elevator’n sa yasa ta juya dan bin na public kafin ya mata wani rashin mutuncin, duk abinda tasan ze jawo masu matsala k’ok’arin kiyaye sa take. Sanda ya bud’e yashiga elevator’n sannan yayi noticing Fannah bata biye dashi chan ya ganta tana nufan gun d’ayan elevator’n. “Miss Aleeyu!” ya kira sunanta a tsawace chak ta tsaya tare da juyawa. “Baki ji me nace bane? I said follow me.” Ya sake nanata kansa.
“Sir-” bata k’are maganar ba ya katse ta “acikin rules d’ina na fad’a miki banasan muna musu.” Kanta sunkuye ta je ta samesa tana shiga ya rufe elevator’n, daidai nan wayarsa ya soma ringing daga side pocket na suit nasa, yana ciro wayar number ya bayyana kai bayan yayi nazarin wake kira ya d’aga danko baya saving number’n ‘yan mata a wayansa in bawai ta kama ba “hello Salmah?”
“Cute eyes, ya kake?” tace dashi
“Lafiya” ya amsa ta.
“Cute eyes godiya nake son sake maka, dress daka kawo min ya had’u sosai, thank you.”
“Don’t mention hun, zani meeting yanzu zan kiraki later.”
“Okay cutie.” Nan yayi hanging. Fannah dake sauraransa kai kawai ta kad’a, dan aikinsa kenan a ‘yan satukan data masa aiki kwanaki bata san ‘yan mata nawa yayi dumping ba. Tsantsan so yake nuna masu na ‘yan kwanaki yana gaining trust nasu seyace suyi break up, ita ta rasa wani erin player ne Anas.
Elevator’n na bud’uwa ya sa kai ya fita itama haka tana biye dashi. Wajen da ake ajiye masa key ya nufa chan yama driver’nsa magana dan yau baya jin driving. Bayan sun isa wajen motar nasa driver ya bud’e masa k’ofa “enter” yace da Fannah. Cike da mamaki take kallonsa kamar ya enter ina yakeson kaita?
Katse mata tunani yayi, “incase kina wondering ko zan kaiki cin abinci ko shopping ne you are mistaking, you are my PA duk inda zanje dake zanje so get in.” Miyau ta had’iye ta shiga ta wuce can k’arhen gefen motan a yayinda shima ya shiga. Haka kawai taji zuciyarta na bugawa duk sanda ita da Anas suke kusa da juna se tana jin wani eri ba dad’i. Bayanin inda zasu yama driver’n a hankali ya soma tuk’i. Ita Fannah ta rasa wani erin san AC Anas yake, hijabi ne a jikinta amman sanyi takeji, hijabin nata ta duk’unk’une dan sanyi, ganin haka Anas ya saki murmushin mugunta ta gefen da dimple nasa yake. “Moosa ka k’ure AC’n zafi nakeji”
“Okay Boss.” Nan ya k’ure tas! take motan ya d’au wani irin mahaukacin sanyi kallonsa Fannah ta tsaya yi, wato ya gane sanyi takeji shine dan mugunta ya k’ara, ita ba ma wannan ba, duk sanda tasha sanyi sosai pneumonia’n ta tashi yake tun lokacin da akayi raping nata a Bama ruwa ya mata duka take fama da pneumonia tashi tashi.
“Don’t break my rules nace miki banasan kallo dayawa.” Bata ce masa komi ba ta kawar da kanta dakuma sake duk’unk’une kanta cikin hijabin. Kansa ya jingina jikin kujeran tare da rufe ido bada dad’ewa ba wayar Anas ya soma ruri ganin wa ke kira ya d'aga da sauri “hello an samun?”
“Yes sir ga details d’in.” Cewar mutumin
“Okay d’an tsaya please let me get a paper” Juyowa yayi ya kalli Fannah, “ina jotter’nki?”
“Jotter kuma?” Ta tambayesa cike da rashin fahimta.
“Hold on please” yace da mutumin da suke waya sannan ya dawo kallon sa kan Fannah “yes you are my PA ya kamata duk inda zakije yazamto akoi paper da pen a tattare dake saboda kina jotting down abubuwan da nake buk’ata.”
“I’m sorry” tace kanta a sunkuye.
“Sorry? Meaning bakida ko paper knan?”
“Yes” ta amsa sa.
“Bakisan yau zaki fara min aiki bane da barakizo da shiri ba?”
Farar jakarta side bag dake rataye kan shoulder’n ta Anas yasa hannu ya finciko, karap ta kama “Sir excuse me meh zaka min da jaka?”
“Ki sake nace.” Yana ja tana ja “tunda bakida pape, rubuta details d’in zanyi akan jakan naki gobe baraki manta ki taho da paper ko jotter ba.”
“Haba Sir taya zaka min rubutu a jikin jaka?”
“Haka kikace?” Wayar ya mak’ala a kunnensa tare da tarewa da kafad’arsa kafin ta fahimci me ya ke shirin yi kawai taji yaja hannunta ya bud’o tafin hannunta tare da ciro biro daga aljihun suit nasa. “Yes David ina jinka, tell me the details.”
“Mr. Fauzi me haka? Ka sake min hannu!” K’ok’arin fisgan hannunta take amman takasa dan yadda ya rik’e gamgam kafin ta sake wata maganar har ya fara mata rubutu kan tafin hannu. Hawaye take taji yana ciko mata a ido da k’yar tasamu ta shanye kukan dan nasihan da Mami ta mata jiya na tadena yawan zubda hawayenta gabansa. Hannunta ya mayar kamar paper harda yin cancelation, kallonsa ta tsaya yi sanda ya gama sannan taja hannunta a hankali. “In kika kuskura kika bari ya goge you’ll answer to me.” Sanin santsin hannunta nan da ‘yan mintuna rubutun ze gushe tashiga damuwan Anas again kawai tafito da wayar ta daga jakarta tayi copying duka details d’in ciki. Yana kallonta bece mata komi ba can data gama yace, “Allah sa wannan abin da kike kira waya yayi saving details d’in da kyau in bahaka ba you’ll get it from me.” Bata tanka sa ba ta mayar da wayar cikin jaka ta sake duk’unk’una kanta cikin hijabinta dan sanyi tana kallon window.
A haka har suka isa destination nasu, nan take tafito daga motar bayan driver ya bud’e wa Anas yafito shima tabi bayansa tafiya take kanta a k’asa duk inda suka shiga gaishe da Anas ake. Chan sama suka haura zuwa wani hall manyan mutane ne ciki tas kowa da suit. A kujerar tsakiya Anas ya zauna take kowa ya gaishesa ita haushi ma mutanen suke bata gashi de almost dukansu sun girme Anas amman wai suna gaishesa ai ba laifin sa bane baya mutunta d’an Adam jibi yadda ya mayar mata da hannu kamar takarda d’azu, tsuka taja wanda bata san sanda yafito fili ba aiko tuni hall d’in ya d’auka kowa ya juya yana kallonta cike da mamaki harda shi Anas d’in. “I’m sorry please” yace da mutanen wajen “excuse us please.” Nan ya mik’e kafin Fannah tayi tunanin wani abu kawai ya fisge hannun ta yaja be tsaya ko ina ba se a bakin k’ofa. “What ia your problem? Meke damunki da zaki ja tsaki haka? Kinsan ko suwaye wad’ancan mutanen kuwa dazaki ja tsaki gabansu?”
“I’m sorry” tace kanta a k’asa.
Kallo ya bita dashi sama zuwa k’asa. “You better be, maza mu koma ki basu hak’uri.” Neck tie nasa ya giara ya shige ciki tana biye dashi a baya. Bayan sun shiga tabawa mutanen hak’uri duk suka giad’a kai da nufin sun hak’ura. Daman tsaye take kusa da Anas gudun kar ta sake masa abin kunya ya nuna mata kujera chan k’arshen hall d’in taje ta zauna. Tayi zaman zama gashi ba abinyi, bacci kawai ta mik’e kan kujeran tanayi har aka k’are meeting d’in bata sani ba. Anas ne yazo k’arshen fita chan ya hangeta tana bacci tsuka yaja sannan ya nufa kanta ya tsaya chan ya tsuguna daidai fuskarta tare da k’ure mata ido bacci take a hankali ba alaman tashin hankali tattare da ita, tayi pillow da hannunta ta hanyan aza kanta kan hannayenta biyu. Kallonta yake kusan na minti biyu, chan kad’an daga cikin hijabinta ya fad’o kan fuskarta hannu ya mik’a ze giara aiko daidai lokacin ta tashi a razane taja da baya ganin Anas a gabanta meyake shirin mata? Ina sauran mutanen sukaje?
Kunya sosai Anas yaji, yanzu setace kallon ta yake ta raina sa. Ni Miemie nace daman me kake?
“Gomma da kika tashi, da nasa an kawo min ruwa na watsa miki. Ni bansan wace erin lazy PA ce keba, daga zuwa meeting se bacci. Bakisan ya kamata duk abinda akeyi kema kisa kunnen ki kina saurara ba? This should be the last time.”
Sauraransa kawai take amman d’an baccin datayin nan ya mugun sa mata yunwa. “Lets go” yace da ita nan ta mik’e tare da bin bayan sa. Kamar d’azu haka driver ya bud’e mota bayan ta shiga shima ya shiga. Akan suyi hanyan office nasu seta ga driver yabi wani hanyan daban. Rabin zuciyarta tana ce mata ta tambayesa ina zasuje, rabin zuciyar kuwa na hanata dan ko ta tambayesa ba amsata zeyi ba, banda ya gasa mata magana. Shiru tayi tana ganin ikon Allah.
Chan gaban wani makeken hotel taga driver yayi parking k’arfin bugun zuciyarta taji ya k’aru meze mata a hotel? Innalillahi nan tashiga tsoro kasa rik’ewa tayi ta tambayesa. “Sir please me zamuyi anan?”
“Abinda zuciyarki ke saka miki.” ya bata takaicaccen amsa.
Wani irin tsoro taji ya sake rufeta. “Sir dan Allah kayi hak’uri.”
“What a dirty mind dake, me da kike tunani zamuyi anan? A tunanin ki d’aki zan kama mana? LOL inma zan kama d’aki nan bada yara kaman ki ba. Abinci nazo chi in kinajin yunwa kuma lets go.” Shiru tayi bata basa amsa ba, ji take kamar ta nitse k’asa dan kunya mesa hankalin ta yaje da nesa haka? Abinci yazo ci bawani abu ba ta tunatar da kanta.
Tana kallonsa har ya fice daga motar zuwa hotel d’in. Yunwa takeji amman barata ci abinci dashi ba, amman kuma batasan k’arfe nawa ze turata gida ba shida bakinsa yace mata in aiki yayi yawa ze rik’eta fiye da k’arfe 4:00PM. Wayarta ta ciro dan duban time k’arfe 12:30AM taga wai lalle sun sha awowi suna meeting kam. A hankali tafito daga motar zuwa cikin hotel d’in. Ba kowa wajen cin abincin da alama yayi reserving ne. A kujeran dungu ta hangesa da wayansa a hannu da alama jiran order’n sa yake. Har yanzu beyi noticing nata ba se sanda wani security yashigo “Miss kiyi hak’uri please anyi reserving wajen nan, nanda ‘yan mintuna meshi ze tafi seki dawo.”
“I’m sorry” tace masa, a sanyaye ta juya zata koma cikin mota Anas ya danna mata kira “Miss Aleeyu.” Chak ta tsaya ba tare da ta juyo ba “security let her in.” “Miss Aleeyu Mr. Fauzi yace a barki ki shiga yana kiran ki.” Idanunta gam ta rufe rabin zuciyarta na ce mata tace wa security’n zata tafi rabi nace mata taje kiran Mr. Fauzi chan tabi zuciyar data ce mata ta koma cikin motan. Taku d’aya ta k’ara ya sake kiran sunanta “Miss Aleeyu!” wannan karan a tsawace b’ari ta soma wai mesa bare na kiran ta da sunanta ba se dana Babanta. A hankali ta juya k’afafunta suna rawa kanta sunkuye a k’asa, sejin idanunsa take a kanta, ignoring kawai tayi ta k’ariso gaban sa. Bata ce komi ba “sit” yace mata.
Baki na b’ari tace, “Ss... Sir zan koma mota.”
“I said sit!” Ya daka mata tsawa. Bata san sanda taja kujerar dake kallonsa ba ta zauna hannu ya d’aga waiter’n ya iso “make the plates two.” yace masa.
“Okay Sir!”
Tun bayan tafiyan waiter’n suka soma zaman kurame Anas kam se faman latse latse yake a waya. Bayan kamar minti uku abincinsu ya iso aka ajiye wa Anas nasa sannan itama aka ajiye mata nata. Ita kajin kai ne ma yamugun tsorata ta, batada kud’in biyan wannan plate dududu da dubu d’aya ta fito da, gashi already ta kashe d’ari biyu a zuwa kamar yadda zata kashe d’ari biyu a komawa d’ari shida ne kawai ze rage mata wanda tasan ba siya mata plate na gabantan zeyi ba.
“Uhm please plate d’innan nawa?” Ta tambayi waiter’n. “N1,500 ne Miss.” Ya amsata a takaice yana murmushi. Miyau ta had’iye tare da waro idanunta dariya sosai tabawa Anas wanda da k’yar ya danne tare da yin tarin k’arya sarai ta gane da ita yake. Tace a mayar da plate d’in kuma tsoro take ji chan ta tuna zata je ta tambayi driver’n Mr. Fauzi cikon kud’in yaso ko gobe seta maido masa. Bayan waiter’n ya tafi ta mik’e tare da d’aga plate nata da nufin zuwa wani table.
Blue eyes nasa ya d’ago yana kallonta. “Ina kuma zakije?”
Kanta a sunkuye tace, “d’aya daga cikin tables d’in.”
“Wannan kuma meya samesa?”
“Babu kawai nag-” bata k’are maganar ba ya katse ta “sit.”
“But Sir-” nan ma ya kuma katse ta “I said sit!” yafad’a a tsawace. Carap ta zauna tama kasa ko kallon abincin nata se yatsun ta da take murzawa wanda suka had’a gumi. Bayan yaja plate nasa gabansa ya d’au spoon “eat!” yace mata.
Kai ta d’ago a hankali tana kallonsa shima kallon nata yake “ko cin abincin ne baki iya ba in kira d’aya daga cikin waitresses su baki?”
“A’a na iya” tace tare da sunkiyar da kanta tana kallon abincin dakuma kajin da suke mata salamu alaikum!
“Good, then eat nanda 20 minutes zanbar nan kuma ba jiranki zanba” yana kaiwa nan ya ajiye wayarsa yasoma cin abincinsa hankali kwance yakai kusan spoons biyar Fannah bata ko tab’a plate nata ba. Gugugur! Cikinta yayi k’ara sakamakon hakan yasa Anas dariya sosai amman seya danne yayi tari kad’an. Kunya taji sosai kamar ta nitse k’asa. A hankali ta d’au spoon d’in duk Anas na kallonta ta gefen ido.
Da k’yar ta iya takai spoon d’aya baki sosai abincin ya mata dad’i, da kad’an kad’an tasamu tana cin abincin saboda yadda Anas yayi kamar besan tana zaune ba, abincinsa yake taci be sake kallon ta ba. Ko daya gama be motsa ba, bakinsa ya goge ya d’au wayarsa yana latsawa da wayo yake satan kallonta. Fannah kam ta baje se cin abincinta take, dam ta cika bakinta da fried rice d’in guda gudan salad cream d’in yamata staining baki kunya sosai taji da suka had’a ido da Anas. Take ta ajiye spoon d’in da k’yar ta had’iye abincin bakin nata sannan ta kora da ruwa ta goge bakinta bece mata komi ba yakira waiter’n, ganin haka Fannah tace, “sir excuse me please.”
Har ta tashi Anas yace, “ba se kinje aran kud’i wajen driver ba I’ll pay for it” kunya sosai taji wai ya ma akayi yasan abinda takeson yi kenan? Wannan Mr. Fauzi se Allah. Cike da kunya da k’yar tace, “thank you.”
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